PlazaJen: Passion Knit

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Spit Shine

Driving to Kristin's birthday party, I caught a glimpse in the rearview mirror of a quarter-inch chunk of bangs, sticking straight out at a 90' angle from my forehead.

Without even thinking, I started smoothing it down using my index finger, middle finger, and MY OWN SALIVA. Miliseconds later, a part of me inside started shrieking, only to be silenced by another part of me admonishing, "But it's working."

I have become an old lady. That or a cat. If it's the latter, that'll be bad news because both JWo and I are allergic. Look out. Heaven help you, if you have a smudge on your cheek or forehead, because I WILL LICK MY THUMB AND CLEAN YOUR FACE.

posted by PlazaJen, 10:26 PM