Thursday, August 18, 2005
Life is a Straw
I'm having a frustrating day. The essence of today can be captured by this: I have a super-sized diet coke sitting here, half-drunk. And my straw? MY FUCKING STRAW? It has a greeeeeeat big split in the middle. So, it was NOT my imagination the past four drinks that I was getting equal parts air & soda. And so I've replaced it with one of MY straws (yes, I keep them at my desk), but that straw is too short. Story of my frickin' life.
Now I'm gonna burp all afternoon.
Now I'm gonna burp all afternoon.
posted by PlazaJen, 2:00 PM
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