PlazaJen: Passion Knit

The first big laugh of the day, from our horoscopes in the paper:

Mine:
CANCER (June 21-July 22)Five Star Day:
Wave goodbye to the 2-1/2-year transit of Saturn in your sign. Your stamina has been tested, as well as the validity of what you have chosen. You might have suffered some losses, though you will soon find that they were for the better. Tonight: A full-scale celebration is in order.

James':
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)Two Star Day:
You might sense a change in the wind as Saturn enters your sign for 2 1/2 years. During this period, the authenticity of your life choices will be tested. You also might let go of what doesn't work for you anymore. You are starting a new 39-year life cycle. Tonight: Your home is the right place.

Hey, good luck there with Saturn, JWo. Try not to trip on all its muthafuckin' rings.