Sunday, February 27, 2005
Reason #183 Why I Am Not Employed By Price-Waterhouse
Obviously, reason #1 is that I do not have any training as an accountant.
But I can pretty much guarantee if I were one of those Oscar ballot counters?
I'd be all,
(in saucy, yet conspiratorial, tones)
"WELL. You didn't hear it from me. BUT. Let's just say it'll be more like 'Happy Harry', not Dirty Harry, next week." Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
"And let's hope that boxer girl remembers to thank her husband this time around."
But I can pretty much guarantee if I were one of those Oscar ballot counters?
I'd be all,
(in saucy, yet conspiratorial, tones)
"WELL. You didn't hear it from me. BUT. Let's just say it'll be more like 'Happy Harry', not Dirty Harry, next week." Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
"And let's hope that boxer girl remembers to thank her husband this time around."
posted by PlazaJen, 10:55 PM
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