PlazaJen: Passion Knit

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Prince Charles is a Tampax

I am annoyed at P.C. with his little happy announcement he plans to marry Camilla in April. Yes, they both look like horses and they can go gallop off together, but he was such a schmo and like any good child of the 80's, my loyalties will always lie with Diana.

And come ON, his whole "hot phone sex chat" with Camilla? Where he wished he could be a tampon and live in her pocket? What is THAT? I guess he gets props for not wishing he were a maxi-pad with wings, but we may need to toss the analysis to the ever-entertaining, Sue Johanson.
posted by PlazaJen, 7:08 AM