PlazaJen: Passion Knit

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Recipe for Baked Eyeballs

Harvest the freshest eyeballs you can find.
Rinse in a mild saline solution. If you don't have saline solution, go ahead and use distilled water with a pinch of kosher salt.
Heat oven to 350'.
Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a Silpat.
Leaving at least 3" between them, place eyeballs on prepared sheet.
Bake for about 15 minutes, or until they are quite firm and have no surface moisture left.
Replace in eye sockets, and voila! You're experiencing my head cold extraordinaire.

Note: Colors and clarity may be off for some time after re-installation of eyeballs. The best antidote is a long, Ny-quil-induced nap. If not possible, copious amounts of hot beverages are in order.
posted by PlazaJen, 9:46 AM