Tuesday, September 18, 2007
I'm Taking My Life Advice From A Dove Chocolate Wrapper.
It says:
Go to your special place.
um, ok. Do I have to come back out, ever?
(It's a little stressful at work again. However, we're all shorting out earlier and earlier in the day now. It's like those wind-up nun toys that spark out their mouths, but instead, something gets jammed and they just start riding the whirly wind-up duck.
Naked.
With sparks flying out their butts.)
At least I leave you with colorful imagery. My work here is done.
Go to your special place.
um, ok. Do I have to come back out, ever?
(It's a little stressful at work again. However, we're all shorting out earlier and earlier in the day now. It's like those wind-up nun toys that spark out their mouths, but instead, something gets jammed and they just start riding the whirly wind-up duck.
Naked.
With sparks flying out their butts.)
At least I leave you with colorful imagery. My work here is done.
posted by PlazaJen, 4:42 PM
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Riding the bike with one pedal. (It's not as easy as it sounds.)
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