Monday, February 20, 2006
How To Tolerate Ice Dancing...
...If you're a guy.
Just take a lesson from my husband, and in no time at all?
You have a drinking game.
Don't worry, it's quite simple, and much easier than being the Lithuanian judge.
First thing you look for are crotch & butt shots.
Then, sexual positions.
Last, and certainly not least, you watch for somebody to crash, fall, or get dropped.
What more do you need?
Just take a lesson from my husband, and in no time at all?
You have a drinking game.
Don't worry, it's quite simple, and much easier than being the Lithuanian judge.
First thing you look for are crotch & butt shots.
Then, sexual positions.
Last, and certainly not least, you watch for somebody to crash, fall, or get dropped.
What more do you need?
posted by PlazaJen, 8:26 PM
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