PlazaJen: Passion Knit

Sunday, November 06, 2005

In Which I Feel Very Howler Monkey

I've learned about the howler monkeys from watching Survivor. {Let us pause for one minute to SCREAM about how disappointed we are in the "good" people on the winning tribe and the fact they kept Jamie and voted off Brandon. BITCHES! RAFE! I am so disappointed in you, you would cry if I told you. :BITCHSLAPS:}

So, I realize I don't do a very good imitation of le Howler Mihnkeys, but that doesn't stop me from trying. I only do it once, not on repeat command, so you better have your video recorders ready if I decide to start hooting. (I was describing them to my brother-in-law on Friday night since we were forcing him to watch the DVR'd show. Descriptions are better with sound, I think.)

Today I feel like a Howler Monkey, because I have 800 things to do, have been going at a pretty good clip all weekend, and I have to go in to the office today to prepare for a new business pitch, which is tomorrow morning! I just wanna sit on the couch, knit, watch a movie, and drink hot tea. SUCKAH! HOOO HOOOO HOOOO HOOOOOOOOO you don't get to! So it makes me want to hoot really loudly for no reason other than to be loud and annoying, because I am annoyed and therefore everyone else around me should be, too. And Howler Monkeys are the loudest animals in the world. I would give them a run for their bananas today! Honestly, I think it's less about the sound they make but the facial expression & bared teeth when they make their howling. It's a good look on me, and perhaps I'll use it in the new business pitch. Weeeell..... maybe not.
posted by PlazaJen, 9:01 AM